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» posted 4 months ago with 2 notes

tagged as: #ooc: Okay peace holmes. :|
redharts wrote:
"You know. You know. Also, yea, I was a guy for a week. You were probably a chick but you were also probably passed out so missed out on the wonders of having a vagina."

I don’t though.

asdfghjkl Ihadavagina?

» posted 4 months ago

redharts wrote:
"You know what? At least I don't have super glue on my dick. Not that I have a dick. Anymore."

I- What? :|

Again, what? :|

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redharts wrote:
"Bitch I have had no one to sing to. Stop with the sleeping."

Yeah, no, nice to see you too.

Firecrotch.

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Sup? 

kissme-nick:

Never thought you were. I just figured that we’d be at least past that acquaintance stage, considering everything we went through together.

I don’t think I ever once said anything that would make it seem like we weren’t passed ‘that stage’…

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Sup? 

justcallmebarbie:

First, I am everyone’s Father. Check le newly revised Now Kiss handbook.

Two, I dun have to pick. I am half creature of the night and half papa Charlie.

Alas I am proven wrong.

You win the battle Charlie, but not the war.

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overwhelmed-overworked:

“Toucha Toucha Touch Me”

-Rocky Horror Picture Show

(via justcallmebarbie)

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keeepsmilingggg:

Stuck in head all day

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tagged as: #CHARLIE.

Sup? 

kissme-nick:

Huh. Well then. I guess that makes me just a random stranger to you then.

Yup.

Hold up. Just because one semi-major event happened to slip my mind over all the other chaos that i’ve casually dealt with doesn’t mean I completely forgot your existence. I’m not a complete asshole contrary to the popular belief. No need to get all passive aggressive on me.

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sexandsatanlopez wrote:
"[text] I thought babies were supposed to be a blessing or whatever, not satanic. Even if they're mine. Just about three months, apparently."

[Text] I’m kidding dear. I’m sure they’ll be wonderful little children who kick sand in the faces of people below them.

Ah, well, are you planning to stay in the house…?

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